Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.

I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!

by mjgtlc May 14, 2006

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

Teuchi

Official Naruto Wiki

Short Biography
Teuchi is the owner of ichiraku ramen, and has been shown to be nice to Naruto on multiple occasions. He was later revealed to be an uchiha and part of the akatsuki

Abilities
Teuchi can use the mangekyo sharingan, and the 8 Inner gates, he also has many more unknown abilities as said by Kishimoto.

Affiliations
Akatsuki
Hidden Leaf Ninja
Team Jiraya

Teuchi Is The Strongest Naruto Character

by ironpenguin333 May 13, 2019

Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003