twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

Trusted Glock

Aye! Yuh! AYE! YUH!

Slump me slump god. Bahdbhabee

-Trusted Glock 2017

by Dat boiiii February 11, 2018

twisted society

Twisted society is a place we live in, but only voluntarily. We live in it everyday. People escape regular society to become part of a twisted society in order to feel euphoria and happiness. Not just to be gathered by cars. But to come together as a society in a form of common interest

Aye man twisted society is a better place than regular society. Look it up and you’ll see what I mean

by Twisted Society June 23, 2020

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021