twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Twomper

Twenty dollars worth of cocaine.

Lets pick up a couple twompers and hit the bars.

by Danny Boy Ash March 17, 2010

fupa troopa

FUPA TROOPA (n.): 1.One who searches or looks for fupa(see fupa), either for fun, or professionally.

"John Doe searches for fupa, therefore, he must be a Fupa Troopa."

by Mark Steinman July 11, 2006

support the troops

A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.

You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?

by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006

fudge tunnel storm trooper

The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.

Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper

by Joshua James October 9, 2006

Trooper

Anyone who rises above and beyond the call of duty. See wounded soldier.

After the party, Bob waltzed around his humble abode, downing wounded soldiers like a trooper.

by A-row May 27, 2003

tworp

One who farts in a pool and then eats the fart bubbles as they rise to the surface.

The lifeguard forced the tworp to leave the pool

by todd March 19, 2005