waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

trotting harness

White trash girl (or any girl) wearing her best come and get me outfit. A woman all dressed up looking draw attention.

Uh oh Eddy must have pissed off Peggy again. She’s got her trotting harness on looking to get laid.

by Bucee the dog December 31, 2022

The Marcos Trot

When a chicago sox fan takes the loosing walk of shame after another shameful outting against the chicago cubs

Yo brah, that bitch just done did the marcos trot, jeah!

by 1908whodoyouappreciate June 28, 2008

crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

trotsky trots

Old North London colloquialism for having diarrhoea, especially when abroad.

Ah bollocks mate, I’ve only gone and got the ol’ Trotsky Trots ain’t I?

by Cottage Pie May 3, 2018