toot

a fancy way of saying fart

I just tooted it smells

by its summer break and im bored July 12, 2019

Three Tooth Fiend

n.-This is a especially ferocious bread of crack-head, usually found in the southern united states, who will do anything for a five dollar bill. They are usually characterized by a fucked up grill and an over-whelming amount of stupidity flowing from their mouths. Can also be found in the offshore industry on most barges and boats.

"Justin is that three tooth fiend running around the barge set tripping."

by Anthony Rousseve December 31, 2007

Pasta Tooth

Having an obsession with pasta

"hey joey i loveee pasta"

"damn kate you gots a pasta tooth!"

by Joe213 August 6, 2008

meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.

meat toothbrush me

by Nipflicker January 15, 2009

Raggly toot

A hand rolled cigarette

Sean just rolled himself a baggy ass Raggly toot.

by T raggle January 18, 2015

Russian Toother

When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth

Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here

by 55bears February 10, 2015

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015