trail mix

When a person can suck his own dick.

How was the trail mix last night?

by kw69 August 2, 2006

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

trail of shame

it is when you bring a chick home, fuck her, and proceed to kick her out of your house/apartment while forcing her to walk home with nothing but a blanket infected with small pox

Megan really didn't appreciate the trail of shame I left her on last night. It's too bad she wasn't inoculated as a child.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

trail of tears

The area immediately following someone who has expelled or is currently expelling gas. The noxious odor often causes tears or anger among those caught in its path. Victims may seek to flee before illness or nausea occurs.

That chili at lunch was great, but I feel badly for anyone caught in the trail of tears behind me.

by Satin Sheets April 1, 2007

trail of tears

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

by wizbiz November 28, 2010

Trail Ready

The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.

"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."

by vanlul June 2, 2009

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010