Touché Raise

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression

Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)

by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009

touched

to get stabbed

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested

by artz.IM March 11, 2020

peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady

"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.

"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"

by Mio L Van December 8, 2018

Pee pee toucher

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

by Ima Fucking noncé April 6, 2019

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008