Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

renegade torpedo

When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.

Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.

by Phil M June 15, 2004

[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010

tropical torpedo

Very tan adult person with an erection.

If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.

by Terricuda August 3, 2017

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 29, 2019