Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010