Toast

A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.

Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST

by JC4556 March 27, 2007

Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009

Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009

on toast

A Saying I use a lot when to referring to something very cool or amazing. Commonly an after thought to the main sentence, it has become a bit like "your mom" in our group. It's a wonderful saying that it unique and I have made it my own, I enjoy creating new and interesting things. Wasn't that definition amazing ..on toast?

"My guitar is very amazing... on toast!"

by ravvie November 7, 2006

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

toast

A game where 3 or more people from texas do a circle jerk around a piece of toast. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.

John boy want to play toast?

Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?

Yes

Lets do it because we're from texas.

by Naffy Pruss May 26, 2011

Toasted

To be roasted by a teacher.

Dude, Mr. Brown toasted you last period!

by AtDraw June 9, 2016