Fat paki

Janet Farrell

A brown specimen of the Asian continent
South asian

Did you see that fat paki at the bus stop

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 19, 2022

Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"

Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED

by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005

Paki Chan

A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.

Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."

by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009

dirty paki

A smelly tramp

Bob: ‘who’s that homeless guy over there’
Dave: ‘Ahh that’s just a Dirty Paki’

by xxRETROxx October 8, 2017

Paki Science

Common, inapplicable science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and/or charge you too damm much for an AC repair.

Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there

Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out

by LilHomieDeuce September 7, 2011

paki status

To ignore someones phone calls cuz they are so god damn annoying.

Nomie is on Paki Status today, that dirty punjab mother fucker has issues with redailing my phone number to much!! Fucking dot heads.

by paki h8er March 11, 2005

Paki intel

Used to describe a situation where you feel like you're the last to hear about an event, a piece of interesting information, etc.

Man, Shelly's having one of her crazy strip costume parties THIS Saturday?? Man I got Paki intel on that and had no idea - I already made plans to go to see the Monster Truck Rally.

by jwadsworth May 28, 2011