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teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me
Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what
by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020
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teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.
Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*
by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013
mugGet the teddy demkomug.

Teddy Roosevelt

A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.
Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?

Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 17, 2010
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Teddy Geiger

An amazing, talented artist! He is only 17 years old and is now quite well known. His big break was the Miss 17 show on MTV where he got made over.
wow did you see Teddy Geiger on VH1 this morning? he was lookin pretty amazing!
by sweetie08 August 30, 2008
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Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.
It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...
by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004
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Teddy bear

A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.
Man I want a teddy bear to spoon tonight
by Lover:I September 29, 2014
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teddy bomber

1. someone who bombs structures using high class boms diguised as teddybears in cowboy bebop. 2. a notorious email bomber who fills your inbox whith useless crap mail.
by TEDDY BOMBER June 19, 2006
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