Tits

Big eyes that are not on your head! The guys will come running!

Tits will light a guys fire! Come on baby light my fire!

by ChrisLiker March 29, 2009

Tits

Something I don't have...

I don't have tits

by d8an924_oq January 21, 2023

tits

tight, cool, awesome, etc..

(This is off of South Park)

Man 1: Hey bro, I got you some whataburger.
Man 2: Aw tits man, thanks!

by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008

Tits

meaning something is good or cool.

as said by eric cartman. "totally tits you guys"

by Seany L May 13, 2003

Tit

Someone who makes an arse of them self, either by a stupid act , lack of an act, or just looks stupid.

1) Hey man, you see Beckham in the the game last night?
2) Yer, he missed that open goal from like a yard out.
1) I know, what a fucking tit.
....................
1) Check out Dave, that girl is all over him.
2) Bloody hell, lucky bastard... too bad he doesn't know it.
1) Tit
....................
1) Hey, check out that fucking reprobate with the girls jeans.
2) Does he have no nuts?
1) Fucking doubt it... fucking tit.

by Jonny Hunter January 19, 2007

tits

Tits: the one thing fat girls have to be proud of that the skinny girls don't have. However, due to breast implants this balance of beauty is being threatened.

look at those TITS!!!!

by assmcgee October 3, 2008

tits on tits

two round breastes pushed up against eachother

brosef that party was tits on tits

by Stephan williams III September 7, 2007