An Excellent song written by Anthony Kiedis and performed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the greatest band ever to grace the Earth. It is also the name of Anthony Kiedis' autobiography. It was published in 2004. It told the story of Kiedis' youth and the success of the band as well as he and his friends struggles with drug and alcohol addiction.
by RHCP FOR LIFE August 15, 2008
Get the Scar Tissue mug.break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails
Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.
I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.
I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.
by Derrick Greene August 25, 2007
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An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
Get the Soup Titsy mug.Name for multiple consecutive relationships lasting 1 day to 2 months resulting in partners seemingly being "used and thrown away" like tissues.
Girl 1: Can you believe it? Karen broke up with Steve and is now dating Jared! That's like her third boyfriend in 6 months!
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
by tissuenumberone January 9, 2011
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Get the tisty mug.A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
Get the anal tissue mug.a devils threesome in which the girl covers herself with barbeque sauce and one guy hits the girl from behind and the other does her in the mouth as they suspend her, slowly turning her in the fashion a pig does on a rotisserie.
Connor, you missed it man. Me and Takeo totally gave that chick a horrible Bro tisserie! We slow roasted her all night long
by Takebro and Yooks February 20, 2011
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