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Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.
Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders
Thomato is a ship name in Genshin Impact between Thoma and Kamisato Ayato. If u ship this, ur automaclly cool and ily. Thomato nation rise.
Person: "I ship Thomato"
Me: "BMF PLEASE"
Thomato by meloqn December 14, 2021

Luke Thomas 

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.
Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.

Thomas (the tank engine) 

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

Karl Thomas 

Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.
Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!

Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!

Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!

Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!
Karl Thomas by Snoopy Kong February 19, 2010

Stiff Thomas 

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.