mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

Baller Mentality

Having the mindset that no matter what happens in life, your big baller ego lifestyle will supercede any financial or social strain on said lifestyle.

Example #1
My boss' company is in serious financial trouble, but his baller mentality will not allow him to see the real issues at hand.

Example #2
My boss' baller mentality allows him to go skiing in Lake Tahoe while his company and life is on the verge of bankruptcy.

by Mofo ODD January 29, 2008

Mental Mono

The act of using as much of your sick time as possible when you know you are leaving your present job and knowing that you will not be paid out for your sick time. This results in you being out sick for an extended period of time. Due to the long absence you claim you have mono. There is a two week minimum requirement for mental mono.

"Is Dave okay, he has been out sick for awhile?"

"He is fine, he has had mental mono since Penn State offered him the job."

"Good for him, way to burn up his sick time."

by Dave Pennell January 15, 2009

mentally sober

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.

Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.

by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

Kimmich Mentality

Kimmich Mentality is the mentality that you will never give up. the mentality that you will train and train until you are the best, and once you’re the best..you’ll keep training. The phrase is mainly used on social media platforms under the song “SPIT IN MY FACE!” by ThxSoMch

Robber: Breaking into my house and killing my family without me hearing

Me: 😶 (i just watched 52 kimmich mentality videos)

by KimmichMentality August 25, 2023

Mental Predator

A highly educated insecure person that makes themselves feel better about who they are by starting a conversation and asking others what they think, then using all of thier knowledge to badger a person into seeing why they are wrong.

Genius: hey man what do you think about evolution?
Average guy: I think we were created
Genius: I went to the best universities and read many books on the subect. All of the most brilliant minds in the world agree with me.
Average guy: Well thats your opinion, i just dont agree with it.
Genius: What education do you have? Obviously your opinion has nothing to back it up so you must be wrong and im right.
Average Guy: Your a mental Predator! You asked me for my opinion then you proceed to tell me that with your superior intellect and education I must be wrong and your right, so why ask me my opinion anyway?

by Rad56 August 26, 2012

Mental Wall

Also known as an 'emotional wall'

An imaginary barrier that someone puts up to avoid or protect themselves from something.

Usually seen in people who've had or are going through troubled or hard times.

Blake: Everly won't talk to me

Braden: Yeah, she's put up a mental wall

Blake: Why?

Braden: Her patents got divorced and I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to get close to us, only to end up like her parents.

by Red M June 9, 2016