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Theo Schulte

A person who may be a dumb cunt but most of the time is a pleasing gay boi.
"Theo Schulte was insulting Jackson Huxel for being a dumb cunt but today he is a great man"
by gayestofboy November 1, 2018
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Dirty Theo

Dirty Theo Absolutly loves Black cocks and always sus. He usually drinks Cum shots
by Clapx September 30, 2021
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Theo Alert

by TeeCee January 30, 2004
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theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist
by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016
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Theo Epstein

See: GENIUS

The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!
Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!
by The Green Monster January 11, 2005
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Pulling a Theo

when you do something really suspicious that many wouldn't dare do in front of anyone
"oh my god did you see that guy pretending to give that wii remote a blowjob?"
"yeah, dude's pulling a theo"
by MCDONALD'S STAFF June 8, 2022
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Theo's Law

The idea is that every time you laugh you learn something new, whether you have realized it or not.
Ha, You farted. (Everyone laughs) Wow, that's what Theo's law is, because I just learned this guy is a real douche.
by iSyphix December 3, 2017
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