therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

Ink Therapy

The action of being tattooed to achieve a therapeutic release.

I am having a bad week; I need ink therapy!

by BillieTheKid May 2, 2014

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

UV Therapy

The act of putting an obviously non sick patient that reports to the emergency department in the waiting room for a long period of time.

Not to be confused with Photoluminescence.

Doctor: Nurse where is the guy with the hang nail?

Nurse: He is out for UV Therapy. Would you like me to bring him back?

by Seth Piers January 4, 2008

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

thecaptain97

some stupid guy that leads this group called "Roblox Infantry Corps" full of favoritism.

thecaptain97 just promoted tigerstripe707 for being a girl!

by Skill45356346 June 4, 2017

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005