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Empire Theatre

Empire Theatre has given me trauma.
by DaffoDilliannnn August 18, 2021
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Theatre

Look at the theatre of vegans next to to river.
The theatre bought all the apples!
by Juice Moose June 2, 2018
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Theatre

A place used for getting it on while having Star Wars playing in the background with the noise covering the moans.
“I pimped yo girl back at the theatre man”
by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017
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theatre bug

a person who is very fond of acting in theatres.
My friend is a theatre bug but he has not been able to make it big in theatres.
by uttam maharjan September 28, 2012
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theatre

any theatre kids real home and family
an escape from all the problems in the world to just act your heart out
a stage where anything you imagine can come to life with lights makeup and costumes
"I just went to see Gospell Jr. in theatre near me, i think ill join the next show the program does."
by Maxx! August 22, 2021
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Theatre Kid Fascism

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
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Theatre hopping

The act of jumping between movies with only one paid session
guy: Yo babe you want to go theatre hopping today
babe: wtf that against the law

guy: well fuck you too
by KKKrosby January 6, 2017
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