Waldo

Where the fuck is he

Where the fuck is waldo

by s wafdeswdf December 23, 2019

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging

Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag

by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014

Waldo

A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.

"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"

by KillerNinja0718 July 17, 2020

Waldo

A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.

Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?

by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012

Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile

He's a Waldo

by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017

Waldo

A person who never shows up to practice and always gets roasted and is easily depressed And has terrible Grammer

Hey do you see that gay kid Waldo

by The legendary cool guy April 11, 2016