by Shad Shores March 20, 2004
a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".
Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?
I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.
I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.
by fist taco October 03, 2010
A dude who surfs.
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by Joseph BAMF February 18, 2009
One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.
If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.
by SafetyHazard June 29, 2011
One who engages in Life Surfing.
A lifestyle choice diagnosable by
1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness
A lifestyle choice diagnosable by
1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness
Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.
Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.
Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.
by emand January 22, 2009
Dude your a Ring Surfer
by Giant Golden Mole December 08, 2004