Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

best shockers

The home of hardcore pornography and shocking videos like 2 girls 1 cup and man beheadings

Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup and/or pain olympicsyeah I saw it on best shockers.com

by stuart_08789 October 4, 2016

Shell shocker

kinda like the shocker, but instead of 2 in the pink one in the stink its one in the pink and 2 in the stink

she said she didnt want the shocker she wanted the shell shocker cuz she likes it in the BUTT

by Bigphil76 October 10, 2009

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.

You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.

by AmyRez January 16, 2007

Super Shocker

Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.

The Super Shocker is way more effective than a regular shocker.

by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006

super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

crimson shocker

When you are banging a chick on her period, then suddenly pull out and jam it in her ass.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a crimson shocker

by Flander January 27, 2006