Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020

orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.

person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk

by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020

seizure

A seizure is a sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbance in the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauhbuhuhifweuan jvfetgyuhbejegfyugeiquyfgftyu

me:bufeeubhf
my dog:wtf
me:sorry

I have to use the word seizure

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake April 28, 2020

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you

Having another phone seizure

by tamowl July 30, 2016

Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018