Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. An individual that will never pay full price for absolutely anything. A person that is always looking for sales and discounts. A branch of the coupon girly.
by Lu0 September 16, 2024
Get the Sales Seekermug. A person who is very white in color, and can usually be found playing basketball. They resemble the Night Seekers in the movie " I am Legend "
Leo: Hey Greg, do you see that Night Seeker trying to play basketball?
Greg: Yea, what a fool.. at least there aren't any Heat Seekers on the court, we would be toast!
Greg: Yea, what a fool.. at least there aren't any Heat Seekers on the court, we would be toast!
by Randy Spieth January 23, 2011
Get the Night Seekermug. A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.
I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.
by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
Get the flame seekermug. by Clugen Man January 12, 2025
Get the seeker broodmug. Attention seeker is someone seeking or in other words, looking for trouble or anything just to gain the attention from others. They would do anything for attention even if it will make them look bad
Amy :: Have you seen that old high school movie?
Rae :: yeah, i wish to unsee what that fake friend did infront of everyone, what an attention seeker
Rae :: yeah, i wish to unsee what that fake friend did infront of everyone, what an attention seeker
by Soojinlover August 6, 2020
Get the Attention seekermug. A person who purposefully searches for touchy subjects and controversial topics that have already been for the most part resolved for the sole purpose of starting arguments
“Hey remember how Carl got caught cheating a few months ago? Man, can’t believe he’d stoop so low.”
“Oh come on, James, that happened three months ago, and he already paid the censequences. Quit beeing a drama seeker.”
“Oh come on, James, that happened three months ago, and he already paid the censequences. Quit beeing a drama seeker.”
by ColdFridgeSpaghetti97 December 20, 2023
Get the drama seekermug.