processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 09, 2024
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paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 09, 2019
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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty
Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
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The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.
Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary
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A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.
by cmurray67 February 18, 2012
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PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION

It is POOPYING in stages.

In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.

It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.
A GI DOCTOR will tell you we DEFECATE by the PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION as we do this never all at once as it always takes several trips to the TOILET RING.

Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.

Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 09, 2021
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Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.
by Ass NonyMouse December 07, 2015
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