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Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 5, 2017
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Old Man Rimshaw

That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.
Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
by LolIhavenocluetho July 25, 2020
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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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frail old man

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly
by Dic Evans March 2, 2023
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Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
by djdole July 20, 2018
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Old Man Ding

Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".
by antongjun April 27, 2023
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old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022
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