mushroom tattoo

a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.

nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.

(WHACK)

GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.

by nigga nick March 2, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

mushroom cap

When the tip of the penis is so large and the shaft is so thin, it looks like a mushroom cap.

Condoms feel weird on me because of my large mushroom cap.

by Uncle J J May 25, 2005

mushroom print

when a dude slaps his penis against someone and it leaves a mark like a mushroom.

"You better take that back or I'll give you a mushroom print right across your forhead!"

by ho magnet April 26, 2003

mushroom status

This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.

No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.

by Duckbutt September 23, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

by $irHC` March 25, 2010

Magic mushrooms

Type of mushrooms when eaten expand your perception of reality and some think helps you see into the spirit world ect. Was used by native americans ect. and by some in the 1960's hippie movement and is used by people in the neohippie movement. A great and mind changing experence.

magic mushrooms help you see reality in a new way.

by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010