by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019
To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.
“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”
by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017
The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.
"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."
by HandyAndy33 July 28, 2019
by Player_in_the_hood September 02, 2015
When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.
by Black ugly men April 18, 2023
by Trenton Jump69 June 04, 2018
Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.
If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby
If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby
by The champ! Yeah March 03, 2019