Jose

1. A guy who dupes in Minecraft

2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV

3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month

4. Smells weird
Bro don’t be such a Jose

Bro my bad i pulled a Jose
by Ohifell June 24, 2019
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

One who's quick to do whatever a hoe says.
You ain't no real playa, you just a Jose ass nigga
by Streetz10 April 24, 2017
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

Can be known as a dick or fuckboy. If you know or dated or dating a Jose leave and never turn back they will hurt you
Wow Jose really broke her heart

Is Jose screwing Ashley after a breakup?
by Michi_ August 11, 2016
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

Jose is a FUCKBOY
by Charlie December 19, 2016
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

Jose:EY YO LOOK AT ME IN MY LOWRIDER SA... o shit... he brought his trolling friends..
by joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 1, 2011
mugGet the Josemug.

Jose

Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
by Brathsolus October 28, 2013
mugGet the Josemug.

Share this definition