A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.
by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011
by Trome November 08, 2019
When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust
by Lil rocky March 07, 2019
Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover
by Dan the bastard May 27, 2011
The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"
"duuuude"
"duuuude"
by Corey Martin April 26, 2007
by itsradio May 01, 2013
When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.
by tsunde2009 December 10, 2008