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by Redplayswithfire September 6, 2019
Get the Galaxy garmug. by Period poo peter April 27, 2025
Get the B-garmug. by ExplainedDimension December 7, 2019
Get the Bay Garmug. gar is an instagram community of stupid males headed by there leader "rachit aGARwal" who constantly keeps bullying each other (especially slingshot).
by adityamusic172 November 21, 2021
Get the garmug. Gar ~ Is a shortened version of the term Gay-Retard commonly used as an insult in text conversations upon the youth.
by unknowncheezy December 15, 2020
Get the Garmug. Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
by me 26 September 1, 2007
Get the gar cartmug. (Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failedmug.