The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020