Corporate Vampire

A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.

This place is full of corporate vampires!

by Flux41 September 2, 2016

corporate foraging

Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.

“Hey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week”

by Zafu Quazar February 4, 2015

corporate jackal

A man, or woman, who ruthlessly hijacks or liberates an idea from a well-heeled, intelligent veteran professional. Jackals will liberate ideas moments after you have announced the idea, and somehow spin it to make it look like it was their's.

Mike: I think we should take information a few times a week and have people present their findings at our daily meeting.

Jim: Or, what we could do is at our daily meeting, have people present findings on information pertinent to our business.

Mike: Don't be such a fucking corporate jackal

Jim: Bye now.

by da ali g August 2, 2006

something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.

You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....

by kid who doesnt want to give out their name June 5, 2005

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho June 1, 2006

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

Corporate Fisting

v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.

Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.

by Seb13 February 5, 2009