conor oberst

He is the lead singer of the band Bright Eyes. He makes gorgeous music and lyrics that even if you're happy, you'd suddenly feel the darkness of life when you hear them. He has accomplished recording numerous albums and hundreds of individual songs. He's hot, too. xP
I would like sex and cake with Conor please!
by Daixi February 17, 2005
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Poetic genius appearing in many former bands, most popular being Bright Eyes. Used to be the type of band you didn't have to worry about show tickets selling out, unfortunately recently the mainstream has gotten a hold of the music and with it came "omfgzzz conor oberst is so effing hawt!! lolz" Psh. True fans listened to him long before "Lover I Don't Have to Love" and "Lua"
poser: "0mGz! y0uR teLLiNg mE cOnOr obeRst hAs oTheR mUSiK b4 DiGiTaL AsH? nAH-uH"
by luhluhlaurenn June 29, 2006
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Conor Oberst

pure sex in the form of a lyrical genius. bliss.
noun: Conor Oberst is the sex frontman for Bright Eyes.

adjective: You look really Conor Oberst today, did Stephen brake up with you?

verb: Lane didn't come to school today. She's Conor Obersting over her brakeup.
by jelloequalslove April 08, 2005
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conor oberst

an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.
"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"
by josh June 24, 2004
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conor oberst

a beautiful, gorgeous person intellectually and phsyically who isnt scared to admit the true darkness of life...and sadly all his beauty is a result from his neurosis-depression, warped view on life-ridden soul
by tanya May 29, 2004
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conor oberst is possibly the single most amazing writer of this generation
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Dirty Conor

When you try and cum on your own nipples like target practice.
Ey Zak, I tried a Dirty Conor last night.. I’m getting close!
by D-Dinho June 12, 2020
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