blend your balls

Massaging a mans testicles sexually

I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure

by Slapjack February 27, 2015

Blend Buddy

Blend Buddy (As defined by Nacho King.) 1. To be a blend buddy; he is a blend buddy. 2. From the word "Blender" - To blend; To hang around people you don't specifically know, but attempt interaction to make friends with a group of people, and then end up looking around for another group to try to make friends with, thus creating a "Blend Buddy".
3. A friend that isn't your friend. 4. A person that you just hang around, even if they hate you. 5. Known as moronic at some moments.

"Look at that guy hanging around that group of people and going to another group. That Samson has no friends, but he has a lot of blend buddies.

by Nacho King December 4, 2003

blend

A black person.

Black person walks up...
"BLEND"
Black person looks, completely perplexed.

by Gaz September 14, 2003

blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there

mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night

by brumtingyh August 18, 2018

Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.

don't double cross a blend

by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

Jimz Blend

This is a blend of coffee specifically created by James Lindley of Old Rd., Missouri. It is comprised of 70% Ethiopian, and Kenyan coffee.

Excuse me, could I have a cup of Jimz blended coffee?

by Jimz Coffee October 13, 2025