Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 04, 2012

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Awking

The act of awkwardly walking with someone

Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.

by AMFAD (all my friends are dead December 06, 2019

awk city/nation

This is when a situation is unusually and extremely awkward. "Awk City" can be upped to "Awk Nation" when the situation is the most awkward possible. This can only be used in extreme circumstances.

"He just texted me about how he wears diapers."
"Awk city/nation."

by A.W.K March 15, 2010

SO TOTALLY AWK

Niamh...this is for you

Accidentally touch someone...SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 27, 2011

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020

lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 07, 2009