warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Gentle warps

A disease only university girls can get

This girl I banged named Sarah had gentle warps

by Asssbucket December 9, 2018

Warped

The state of mind in which you pass “sense” and didn’t kno until the next day. (with the use of marijuana)

bro I was warped last night

by luhwop July 29, 2018

Warp

Warp (Wourp) is a amount of time passed in ten hours

It took me 1 and a half warps to finish painting the house

by Timothy j kutchinski October 4, 2017

Fuck Warp

When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...

We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...

by Jonnyrotten October 30, 2021

Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.

by The rouging rat August 13, 2024