Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

no waldo

Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.

Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.

by jomiye September 22, 2018

Waldo

A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.

Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?

by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012

Waldo Blunt

Waldo / Waldo Blunt -3.5 Grams Rolled In One Standard Cigarillo Roll This Is Only Possible When The Tobacco Is Pushed Out The Roll Instead Of Broken Out & Weed Is Finely Packed And Shredded What You doing After Smoking This Shit I'm A Be Looking For Waldo

Well We Got Weed, We Can Roll A Waldo.

Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts

You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea

Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It

by Where'sAPseudonym June 22, 2018

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile

He's a Waldo

by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017