turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Tampa Bay Turban

—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen

Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.

by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009

Mile-High Turban

A blowjob, in the seat of an airplane. Typically covered by a cheap airline blanket..

The guy behind me was getting a mile-high turban. I saw it on the way to the restroom - there's no way that chick was sleeping under there.

by Dale Earnheart November 30, 2010

Is your turban dirty?

A form of racism towards an Arab.

Excuse me mr arab man, is your turban dirty?

by Bebbie batch May 28, 2008

Take off the turban

For an immigrant to a new country, to give up his old culture, dress, and speech and adopt the new country culture. Can also mean selling out, giving up your culture or background.

Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.

Komar is hanging with the goth kids and doesn't go to temple anymore. He really took off his turban.

by Bob Dibbs April 26, 2003

urban turban

a williamsburg t-shirt company specializing in sarcastic, witty ideas and fabulous cuts

guy 1: i bought this dope t-shirt yesterday.
guy 2: it has the same brand of irreverent, sexy appeal as this wicked t-shirt i bought the day before.
guy 1: i got mine from urban turban.
guy 2: hey, same here.
girls: c'mere, boys.

by adu September 5, 2003