smurfing

A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.

"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"

by Tonya P (blondton13) August 14, 2007

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope February 28, 2005

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 13, 2003

smurf

another term for Blue balls.

My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

smurfing

The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.

-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.

by MissCroft. February 26, 2010

smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

by angry June 18, 2003

smurf

someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.

now who u got nigga??????

dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.

nobody bitch.

smurf:ill kick ur ass
mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA A SMURF
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*

by ur old crew u fagget.... December 30, 2005