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plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"
Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!
by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015
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Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.
My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017
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german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole
Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!
by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016
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The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.
How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!
by manndrine October 16, 2015
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Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."
by Head Plumber May 23, 2013
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liquid plumber

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it
by hank00001111 October 17, 2017
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plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
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