muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Prestige Muppet

Someone you come across in the gaming lobby who has levelled up in any first person shooter (fps) game online before you have had a chance to get the game out of the wrapper.

Dusara : "Oh it's those prestige muppets from before, this time I'll have em!"

by tlpn99 December 16, 2010

Muppet Legs

The stretching of a cat's leg's to full extension. Named because they resemble the legs of a muppet. Also shortened to 'mups'.

Stan: "Woah, check out the muppet legs on that cat!"
Ash: "Yeah, those are some stretchy mups!"

by obesebowes August 8, 2010

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.

I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

meth muppet

A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....

'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....

by lillithangel June 3, 2014

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016