by Nibbaslover June 15, 2018

A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.
Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.
by Big E' March 9, 2006

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).
by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

by Matt January 9, 2004

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
by peter gosinya January 11, 2009

by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015

by Shandice December 26, 2009
