Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay

That kid Isaac is so Krusty.

by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark December 20, 2016

krusty bone

When ones bones becomes encrusted in anothers cum

That guy became a krusty bone at that party last night

by The man that knows July 30, 2014

The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock

Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?

by Frederick1 November 03, 2021

Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 29, 2022

krusty kay

a discusting bitch that smells like fish, who attends wells high school

kaley merril is krusty kay

by boomshakedropgirl March 21, 2011

Krusty Krab

A song by DARC NiTE establishing rape, byhim saying "She wants my krusty krab"

She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad

by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017

Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.

I hit her wit the krusty krab.

by Justjokesdontchoke September 05, 2023