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Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
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JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."
Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
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