Kelsey

A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!

Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"

by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011

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kelsey

She's a sleezy ass bitch that looks like a water buffalo. she's really easy and get around a lot

Last night the whole football team slept with Kelsey at a party

by fuck.bitches.get.money1321 August 29, 2016

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Kelsey

Fat.

I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".

If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.

Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!

by Who ate all the PIES!? Kelsey. July 29, 2011

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Kelsey

A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.

Hey did you see Kelsey at that party with him?
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.

by Thatguy18 September 8, 2010

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kelsey

the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet . guys think shes an angel , but in reality shes a whore that cares about nothing besides her hair , how much tighter she can get her shirt and skirt , and how many penises she can get inside her vagina at one time .

guy: hey , do you know that girl over there ? she seems so perfect .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .

by lovelymiss277 June 28, 2011

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