sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003

cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.

All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.

by mark3237 October 15, 2010

slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise

Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey

by paul February 26, 2005

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.

by 2buck August 18, 2011

nob jockey

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)

you are a nob jockey (insult)

by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007

phone jockey

A person whose job is to answer calls from customers of a small- to large-sized company, usually from within a large contact center (aka call center). They are teathered to a their desk all day via phone headset, and yelled at countless times for things that aren't their fault; because of this, phone jockeys usually hate their jobs. Unfortunately for a jockey, they are are paid well enough that they keep working in the field until they completely burn out, and hate everyone.

I called my power company today, and the phone jockey on the other end was a real jerk.

by Mike Dub July 21, 2008