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Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor
"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"
by t3h z0Wn February 29, 2004
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dutch twins

Dutch twins are siblings that are born a year or less apart. Such siblings are also referred to as Irish twins which some people consider racist due to the fact that many Irish Catholic people do not believe in birth control.
Kathryn was born in 1986. Her little sister Lucy was born in 1987. People sometimes referred to them as Dutch twins or Irish twins.
by needtoknowbasis November 6, 2013
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a dutch oven

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..
ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..
by kevin smith May 30, 2006
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dutch star

When a woman is fellating a man, the man pulls out just before ejaculation and immediately slaps her on the cheek with an open palm and spread fingers. He then proceeds to test his marksmanship by attempting to ejaculate on the red star-shaped mark left on her cheek from the slap.
While out for a late night nature walk, Bryan stumbled on Kyle performing a dutch star on a dirty girl in the woods outside of the Junipine Resort.
by bkainer May 17, 2009
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Dutch Soup

When a bunch of people form a circle under a blanket with a participant in the middle who has to preform oral sex to figure out what member of the group farted.
Girl 1: omg the soup kitchen is so smelly and gross. Girl 2: please, that's nothing compared to the Dutch soup i had last night.
by Goatollie November 6, 2017
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Dutch Oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven
by TheDeadInside May 5, 2023
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A dutch howdy

Woman wears dutch milkmaid hat and clogs, man wears cowboy hat and boots. In 69 position with dutch chocolate whiped over the genitals to lick it off untill a deepthroat cumshot.
Dont be rude, give that man a dutch howdy
by jklfyu789 May 11, 2022
mugGet the A dutch howdymug.

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