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Belgian Curve

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."
by Colin S. June 13, 2007
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Jumped the curve

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!
by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018
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California Curve

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
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lovable curves

A popular TikTok Comedian with curves and a big booty
by Teneea September 15, 2021
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Umbrella curve

this nibba curving u hard. Don’t even reply. U lost
“Yo this bitch is annoying af

Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
by Ggmoneyyyybb January 14, 2018
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Shotgun Curves

When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.
See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.
by President Poverty June 9, 2019
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Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
by Ânonymous March 11, 2015
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