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Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.
That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.
That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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chameleoning

ex. Is she staring at me or the wall? I don't know dude she's chameleoning
by mrspink January 3, 2017
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chameleonize

Verb - A person who adapts speech, appearance, and behavior to quickly fit in; regardless of how obvious it is.
Did you hear Hillary Clinton's speech in the South? She totally chameleonized it with the fake accent.
by knowconcept September 10, 2023
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Chameleon

A person who acts different around different people.
Omg! Stacey is such a Chameleon. She was coming around me and my boyfriend and she was acting all stupid and like she needed help with everything.
by Clarshep_10 December 30, 2020
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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