The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
by Sqrd July 5, 2020
Get the Cardinal's Eyemug. The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021
Get the Schroedingers Cardinalmug. Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021
Get the Cardinal Mooney Highschoolmug. by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025
Get the Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschoolmug. Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
Get the Cardinal Gibbons High Schoolmug. The northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) is a songbird that is known for its bright red plumage in males. It can be found in many habitats, including urban parks, deciduous forests, and backyards. It is common in the eastern United States and Midwest, and extends into Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the Northern Cardinal picture I sent you?
Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
by qwertyuiopfunnimonke August 3, 2024
Get the Northern Cardinalmug. A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger June 22, 2016
Get the cardinal drinkermug.